Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU
a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora
It’s their fedaura.
can we just take a moment for those that prefer the tumblr app instead of the computer
fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy
twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance
my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time
panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it
a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible
If you’re worried your children are going to get their self-esteemed destroyed by the image of Barbie then maybe you’re not parenting right. Its called ‘teach your child life values and lessons’ which is a pretty normal thing parents should do.