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iggycat:

Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU

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Posted: 7 hours ago - With: 13,116 notes - Reblog

kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

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Posted: 16 hours ago - With: 265,202 notes - Reblog

heart:

can we just take a moment for those that prefer the tumblr app instead of the computer

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Posted: 16 hours ago - With: 51,418 notes - Reblog

mishas-cat-ears:

fall out boy: deep songs that sound happy

twenty one pilots: sad songs that make you want to dance

my chemical romance: emo songs with slightly less emo over time

panic! at the disco: songs about having sex that are actually pretty clear they didn’t even try to hide it

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Posted: 16 hours ago - With: 16,251 notes - Reblog

mydeargatsby:

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

do this

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Posted: 23 hours ago - With: 38,329 notes - Reblog

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

image

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

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Posted: 23 hours ago - With: 58,763 notes - Reblog

pardonmewhileipanic:

thestasher:

That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

(Source: thehighwayphantom, via sam-mooschester)

Posted: 23 hours ago - With: 42,037 notes - Reblog

leftcoastjunkies:

said it

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Posted: 23 hours ago - With: 42,295 notes - Reblog

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

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Posted: 23 hours ago - With: 125,183 notes - Reblog

ohpierre:

supertrout95:

blazeberg:

I’m freaking out I don’t usually reblog this stuff but this is like incredible

If you’re worried your children are going to get their self-esteemed destroyed by the image of Barbie then maybe you’re not parenting right. Its called ‘teach your child life values and lessons’ which is a pretty normal thing parents should do.

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Posted: 1 day ago - With: 367,110 notes - Reblog