- just because
- i disagree with you
- does not mean
- i am not your friend
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
"Hey, how do you spell Massachusetts?"
"How should I know? Just grab a handful of Scrabble tiles and let fate decide."
this is like a beautiful unicorn of mispellings
Even if your from Massachusetts you barely know how to spell it